When In Doubt...

...talk about sai.

Let me first educate you people who don't understand Hokkien (a dialect of Chinese) on the word sai. The word sai translates literally to si in Cantonese, (another dialect of Chinese).

In Malay, the word sai is equivalent to the word tahi.

Literally translated, sai, in English, means...

...doodoo. Poop. The big one.

Now, sai, as most of you know, comes in all forms and colours. There are entire websites dedicated to rating sai. (I only found out recently on Lengmou.blogspot.com) It is disturbing, but it's the cold hard truth.

So here's what happens when you put two bored girls in the same chatroom.

Emmy says (10:52 PM):
I'm going to go get my hair done tomorrow.
leanna says (10:52 PM):
oh yeah?
leanna says (10:52 PM):
whatcha gonna do?
Emmy says (10:52 PM):
Dye it red.
leanna says (10:52 PM):
ooh
leanna says (10:52 PM):
fancy
Emmy says (10:52 PM):
I do like red.
Emmy says (10:52 PM):
I want it to STAY red this time
Emmy says (10:52 PM):
Not turn yucky sai brown after a while
leanna says (10:52 PM):
HAHAHAHAHHAH
leanna says (10:53 PM):
sai brown
leanna says (10:53 PM):
that should be a shade
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
THAT IS SAI BROWN OKAY
leanna says (10:53 PM):
sai brown
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
NOT ONLY THAT
leanna says (10:53 PM):
piss blonde
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
We must have different shades
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
That correspond to the different colours of sai
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
Like
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
"Duck sai brown"
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
"Goat sai brown"
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
"Human sai brown"
leanna says (10:53 PM):
nasi kemak sai brown
Emmy says (10:53 PM):
:P
leanna says (10:53 PM):
belacAn sai brown
Emmy says (10:54 PM):
BEANS sai brown
leanna says (10:54 PM):
durian sai copper gold
Emmy says (10:54 PM):
Durian sai
Emmy says (10:54 PM):
XDDD
Emmy says (10:54 PM):
OH MY GOD
Emmy says (10:54 PM):
NOBODY WILL BUY OUR HAIRCARE PRODUCTS

In short, sai is a very fun topic to discuss. I can't stop laughing. XD